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to every bug i have ever killed i am sorry :/


…sorry that your bitch asses came into my house uninvited

(Source: nahr4lma, via ruinedchildhood)

me shopping: when i'm skinny i'll look good in that

"Turtles do nothing and are slow as hell, yet they live for like 200 years. I’ll probably live forever."

- (via kushandwizdom)

(via kushandwizdom)

"I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis?"

(Source: badkryptonian, via ruinedchildhood)


calling people on the phone is more stressful than open heart surgery 

(via ruinedchildhood)


Do u ever see a boy and ur like oh my god I love life

(Source: bbadsuns, via ruinedchildhood)